1. vintageanchorbooks:

    HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS (x)

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  2. Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?

    iamjohnlocked4life:

    couldntpossiblycomment:

    I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:

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    When Sherlock says “I think it could work”

    He’s saying I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”

    And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:

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    And Sherlock just:

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    And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.

    Oh god, this hurts so good. I can’t stop feeling over this (>_<)

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  5. piningjohn:

    onthelosingside:

    'i think it could work'

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    'but i guess john doesn't'

    'he doesn't feel things that way'

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    'I don't think'

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  6. oupacademic:

    Very Short FactKnowledge: A Very Short Introduction is publishing this month and is number 400 in the VSI series. Do you know the difference between a fact and an item of knowledge?

    It’s tempting to identify knowledge with facts, but not every fact is an item of knowledge. Imagine shaking a sealed cardboard box containing a single coin. As you put the box down, the coin inside the box has landed either heads or tails: let’s say that’s a fact. But as long as no one looks into the box, this fact remains unknown; it is not yet within the realm of knowledge.

    [p. 2, 3, Knowledge: A Very Short Introduction, by Jennifer Nagel]

    Like the Very Short Introductions on Facebook for more from the series.

    Gif vis giphy.com

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  8. ecsdrop:

    will-graham-i-am:

    The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

    YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE

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  9. captainsjm:

    But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence and she’s a lovely person.

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  10. did-you-kno:

    Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source

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  11. dinobowties:

    fellowteen:

    this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

    I’m pretty sure this is a shot from Movie 43 when she asked him to poop on her neck

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  12. ka-kawgoodsir:

    isolatedartisan:

    italyans:

    nasdaq:

    #FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

    this is it.

    THIS IS FUCKING IT.

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

    THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

    BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

    NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

    Tumblr users should never make infomercials
    xcuse yew

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  13. theactualjakeenglish:

    burgrs:

    what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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  14. bluediamond-og:

    horchata-princess:

    mi-shellvp:

    estasfuera:

    “A little bit of Monica in my life,
    A little bit of Erica by my side,
    A little bit of Rita is all I need,
    A little bit of Tina is what I see,
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
    A little bit of Mary all night long,
    A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

    If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

    bless

    Lmao yesss

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  15. grandpacainn:

    nolongerbrothers:

    Season 9 Gag Reel

    omg, jared did scare jensen, but jensen’s so into his character that he barely made a move, look at his face, lol

    No, Jensen was so in character that Jared didn’t scare Jensen, he scared Dean.

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